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Muffins with shit

Muffins with shit

I took the recipe from Julie, but I changed it a little. Some fluffy muffins came out, sweet and good, very good.

  • 5 eggs
  • 10 tablespoons sugar
  • 5 tablespoons oil
  • 5 tablespoons flour
  • esenta de rom
  • bullshit

Servings: -

Preparation time: less than 60 minutes

RECIPE PREPARATION Muffins with shit:

I separated the egg whites from the yolks.

I mixed the yolks with the oil. I mixed the beaten egg whites with the sugar very well, I added the yolks and the oil, the rum essence.

I used shit of several colors and cut it into cubes, then I added it to the composition.

At the end I added flour, one spoon at a time, taking care to incorporate it easily, so that the mixture remains fluffy.

I put the composition in muffin tins and put them in the oven for about 15-20 minutes. I have a little composition left that I put in a small cake tin. I kept the cake in the oven for another 5 minutes.



14 healthy muffins that children will love

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Neapolitan with shit and lemon

Prepare wafer with shit and lemon for special occasions or for the moments when you feel like a delicious, simple and fasting dessert!

ingredients

1 large pack of wafer sheets
1 kg shit (several colors)
7-8 lăm & acirci
2 sachets of vanilla sugar
1 packet of margarine or butter (250 g)

Method of preparation

Shit through the shredder. & Icircn beforehand, wash 4-5 blades & acirci, shave the peel of 2 of them and leave the peeled peel aside, and peel the others.

Cut the slices into halves or quarters and pass them through the mincer, alternating the shit with the slices just so that the first one doesn't stick.

When they are all ready, mix them in a larger bowl with butter or margarine and the juice of 2 squeezed lemons.

Mix everything in such a way that it becomes a homogeneous paste.

At the end, add the grated lemon peel and vanilla sugar.

Line a baking tray with cling film, then grease with a little butter or margarine.

Place the first wafer sheet, with the larger cubes on top.

Spread 2-3 tablespoons of shit composition on the sheet, in a thin layer, all over the surface, especially on the corners.

After that, place the second wafer sheet, add another layer of cream, and a wafer sheet until it is finished.

Nothing is put on the last wafer sheet.

Cover again with cling film and press lightly, placing over a small weight, such as a wooden board.

Leave in a cool place, but not in the refrigerator to prevent softening.

After a few hours, sprinkle with powdered sugar and cut into cubes or triangles as desired.


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Chocolate cupcakes

For muffins: beat with a mixer, egg whites with a pinch of salt and sugar, gradually add the egg yolks, oil, flour, cocoa and baking powder. A soft, fluffy composition is obtained which is poured into a muffin tray. Be careful not to fill the form to the top, as they will swell when baked.
Bake in a preheated oven over low heat for about 20 minutes. Leave to cool.

For the chocolate cream: heat on low heat, in a kettle, the liquid cream enough to fry on the finger, pour into the bowl in which we chopped chocolate and mix well. Leave to cool, then beat with the mixer like cream, until it becomes consistent, but not hard.

Assembly and decoration: each muffin is decorated with chocolate and raspberry cream or cherry jam.


How do we make these shitty croissants?

Ingredient:

For a full tray you will need:

  • 400 g of flour
  • 1 pinch of salt
  • 25 g of yeast
  • a teaspoon of grated lemon peel
  • 1 sachet of vanilla sugar
  • 100 ml of fresh borscht
  • 150 ml oil
  • 12-15 cubes of shit
  • 200 g powdered sugar

Method of preparation:

  1. Take a deep bowl and add the flour with a pinch of salt, then mix well. then we will add the grated lemon peel, the vanilla sugar and the yeast.
  2. The next step is to pour the borscht and oil at room temperature over these ingredients then we will start to knead the crust until it sticks to the hands.
  3. Then we put the dough to rise somewhere in a warm place, you can put a napkin and a light pillow over it. wait until it doubles and be careful not to let it in. Make a circle and divide it into six equal sections
  4. Then take each side of the hull one at a time and spread it round. Make sure the top is thin, then you will start to cut this round piece into 8 slices as follows: cut into quarters first, and then in half.
  5. You will notice that the slices obtained will look like cones. On the outside, you will put a piece of shit and then you will start rolling each slice from the outside to the inside.
  6. After you have finished this step, you are going to arrange the shit croissants in a wide tray that was previously decorated with baking paper. Be careful that the croissants must be arranged with the tip at the bottom, because if they are put differently, they risk unfolding when they start to ripen. The oven must be preheated to 180 degrees C. Leave them in the oven for about 15-20 minutes.

At the end, if you want you can pass them through powdered sugar and ready the wonder of shitty croissants. At them you can drink tea with oranges and cinnamon.


Ingredients Fluffy horns with shit

  • 500 grams of good quality flour, with a minimum of 10% protein content (the percentage of protein is specified on the flour packaging, depending on the quality of the flour used but also on the size of the eggs, 1-2 tablespoons may be needed & # 8211 maximum 50 grams & # 8211 of extra flour)
  • 200 ml. milk
  • 20 grams of fresh yeast or 7 grams of dry yeast
  • 3 yolks
  • 1 whole egg
  • 100 grams of sugar
  • 80 grams of butter
  • 25 ml. oil + 2 teaspoons oil to grease the worktop and bowl
  • grated peel (yellow part only) from 1 lemon
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
  • 1 pinch of salt
  • 200 grams of colored shit
  • in addition, 1 beaten egg yolk with a little milk or 1 beaten egg or simply milk, to grease the already shaped croissants

Preparation Fluffy horns with shit, video recipe

Preparation Fluffy horns with shit, recipe in text format (printable):

Dough preparation

1. If you use fresh yeast, rub it in a bowl with 1 tablespoon of sugar (of the total amount of sugar) until it liquefies. Dilute with lukewarm milk, but not hot. If you use dry yeast, it dissolves in lukewarm milk, along with sugar.

2. Beat the three yolks and the whole egg with a fork until liquefied, together with the salt. Add over the yeast milk and mix. Add the rest of the sugar and mix briefly, there is no need to completely dissolve the sugar.

3. Melt the butter and add over the rest of the liquid ingredients (be careful, in no case should the butter be hot). Add the 25 ml. of oil and mix. Add the grated lemon peel and vanilla extract and mix well.

4. Sift the flour into a large bowl. Make a hole in the middle of the flour, gradually pour the liquid ingredients, while mixing with a spoon. After the spoon is no longer helpful in trying to mix the flour with the liquids as well as possible, we start to knead vigorously.

Even if the dough is sticky and looks too wet, we don't start adding flour to solve this. We can supplement the amount of flour with a maximum of 50 grams. If we make a fluffy dough, it will not be fluffy. In about 15-20 minutes of vigorous kneading, the gluten network in the flour will develop and we will get a smooth and non-sticky dough, like a ball. If it is kneaded on the robot, put the flour first, then the liquids and knead for about 10 minutes. At the bread machine we will put the liquids first, only then the flour and we can start the kneading program.

Yeast dough

The well-kneaded croissant dough is shaped into a ball and placed in a clean bowl, greased with a thin film of oil. Cover the bowl with a clean, damp kitchen towel, folded in 2 layers. It sits in a warm place, away from current, to grow until it doubles in volume.

Modeling and baking

1. After it has risen, the dough is turned over on the oiled work surface. It is shaped (with the palms or with the twister) in a round sheet, about 1 cm thick. Divide the dough, with a knife or a rolling pin, into 12 circular arcs of approximately equal size. Divide the shit into the wider part of each piece. Roll to the top, with the filling in the middle, forming the horns.

2. Place the croissants in an oven tray, covered with baking paper, spaced apart. Grease the croissants on the surface with beaten egg (or egg yolk or just milk). Let it rise in the pan for another 25-30 minutes. During this time, we will heat the oven to 180 degrees Celsius.

3. Bake the croissants in the preheated oven at 180 degrees Celsius, at an average height, for 25 minutes. If they tend to brown too quickly, lightly cover the croissants with a damp sheet of baking paper. Continue baking until the indicated time has elapsed.

Allow to cool. These fluffy croissants are good and warm, but beware of indoor shit, it can be very hot! Optionally, they can be finished with vanilla powdered sugar. Great appetite!


Muffins with shit - Recipes

SHIT CHECK

Van Ghelie wanted dessert
He searched the trash
It ended up on recipes
And he spelled: cake with ra-hat!

  • 4 eggs
  • 100 g of sugar
  • 150 gr of flour
  • 1 sachet of baking powder
  • 80 gr melted butter
  • 2 sachets of vanilla sugar
  • 100 gr finely chopped shit
  • grated peel from an orange
  • a pinch of salt

  1. separate the egg whites from the yolks. Beat the egg whites with the salt powder. Gradually add the sugar until you get a "sticky" foam. The yolks are mixed enough to obtain the consistency of a cream
  2. add the yolks over the egg white foam, lightly incorporate with a silicone spatula
  3. gradually add the flour mixed with baking powder alternating with melted butter. Sprinkle with orange and lemon peel, incorporate lightly
  4. add the pieces of shit, mixand the obtained composition is poured into a cake form greased with butter
  5. the cake is left in the oven for about 35 minutes, until it passes the "toothpick test".
  6. let it cool.
  7. For the icing, mix the sugar with the lemon juice with a whisk. Add water until the desired density is obtained Pour the icing over the cake
  8. Good appetite!

Cheese muffins - a simple recipe with excellent results!

Muffins are the simplest recipe for sweets and are preferred by people who do not have much time to spend in the kitchen.

Today we present you a recipe for cheese muffins, which are delicious, very soft and delicate, excellent for breakfast, along with a coffee or tea. The muffins are prepared quickly, are very tender and melt in your mouth. Be sure to try this dessert and enjoy the little ones!

ingredients

- ½ teaspoon of baking soda

- raisins and vanilla to taste

Method of preparation

1. Mix all the ingredients until you get a homogeneous mass. You can add less sugar or to taste.

2. Grease the muffin tins with butter and fill them with dough halfway.

3. Bake the muffins in the preheated oven at 180 degrees until ready, for about 20 minutes.


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